Cops, another community I’m not part of. You all right, Dexter? Like a sloth. I can do that. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me. You’re a killer. I catch killers. I’m not the monster he wants me to be. So I’m neither man nor beast. I’m something new entirely. With my own set of rules. I’m Dexter. Boo.

I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. He taught me a code. To survive. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be.

I am not a killer. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. Oh I beg to differ, I think we have a lot to discuss. After all, you are a client. You’re a killer. I catch killers.

I’m going to tell you something that I’ve never told anyone before. Like a sloth. I can do that. Makes me a … scientist. I’m a sociopath; there’s not much he can do for me.

1. God created pudding, and then he rested.
2. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized.
3. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen.

I’m doing mental jumping jacks. Makes me a … scientist. Keep your mind limber. Makes me a … scientist.

I’m partial to air conditioning. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. You look…perfect. Keep your mind limber. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be. I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You?